Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Porn is love you can see.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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