I just made out with a guy for $7.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I need a hoe opinion
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