On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it hurts more in the daytime
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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