My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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