the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
This can only be settled by a dance off.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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