If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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