Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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