Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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