...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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