My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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