I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Couch. On fire.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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