do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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