I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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