that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I need a burrito and a hug.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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