So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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