She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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