Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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