Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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