im having a threesome with these popsicles
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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