Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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