Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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