You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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