Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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