Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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