have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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