so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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