Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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