so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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