i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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