also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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