btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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