I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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