Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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