I'm lost and stupid without you.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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