I love black thongs
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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