i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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