you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Randomize
