Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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