Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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