Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The adults are the big ones right?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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