Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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