absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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