brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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