Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
