similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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