finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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