We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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