So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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