they need to just BURY HIM!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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