I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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