I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
3pm strippers are depressing
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I am mentally ready for anal.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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