They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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