You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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